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The Sheriff's Secret Police hid my publishing keystore for the other app, so I had to create a new one.
Worry not, as this one comes with many, many updates that will make you happy, and Strexcorp Synernists Incorporated happier.You can download the episodes directly from the app and listen to them on your favorite audio player, but beware of audio players that have not been approved by the City Council.
Ask your nearest representative of the City Council for a list of approved audio players.
Also, you can read the transcripts for every program, which may help to some people.
Others may find this feature offensive.
Worry not, as you are not required to participate in this feature, but only given the option.
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